“IS MEGHAN MARKLE A MONSTER — OR THE MOST CALCULATED OPPORTUNIST OF ALL?”

In a move that’s left royal watchers scratching their heads and social media exploding with theories,

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have dropped their 2025 holid

ay greeting – and it’s packed with so much oddity that fans are calling it the weirdest Christmas card yet from the

Sussexes. Dubbed their “Spring Christmas card” by eagle-eyed observers, this sunny, flower-filled family portrait screams warm weather vibes in the dead of winter.

What on earth is going on with the Duke and Duchess of Sussex? Buckle up, because we’re diving deep into all the strange details that have everyone talking!The card, released on December 19, comes in two versions – because why settle for one when you can confuse the world with two?

The official one, shared via their Archewell site, features just Harry and Meghan holding hands in the snowy Canadian backdrop of the 2025 Invictus Games. Cute, professional, and focused on their philanthropic work – standard Sussex fare. But then Meghan took to Instagram with a bombshell: a rare family photo including Prince Archie, 6, and Princess Lilibet, 4, posing on a wooden bridge surrounded by lush greenery, blooming trees, and bright sunlight.

“Happy Holidays! From our family to yours,” she captioned it simply. Innocent enough? Hardly!First off, the timing and the scenery scream springtime, not Christmas. Sources close to the couple confirm the photo was snapped “earlier this month” in their Montecito garden – but December in California? While the rest of the world is bundling up for winter wonderlands, the Sussexes are basking in what looks like full-blown spring bloom.

Daffodils? Check. Vibrant green foliage? Double check. No snow, no cozy sweaters, no hint of holiday chill – just pure California sunshine. Royal fans are furious: “Why call it a Christmas card if it looks like Easter?” one commenter raged on X. “This is their Spring Christmas card – totally out of season and tone-deaf while the UK is freezing!”And that’s just the start of the weirdness. Meghan’s outfit has sparked a full-blown controversy.

The Duchess stunned in a breezy white midi dress that’s backlit by the intense sunlight, creating a semi-sheer effect that’s got critics calling it “inappropriate” for a family holiday portrait. “Who wears a see-through dress on a Christmas card with their kids?” fumed one royal watcher. “It’s like the fifth time she’s done this backlit thing – is it deliberate?” Others pointed out the silhouette makes the image look almost ethereal, but in a way that’s more Hollywood red carpet than wholesome family greeting.

Harry, in casual jeans and a white shirt, looks lovingly at Archie hugging his waist, while Meghan bends down forehead-to-forehead with Lilibet – sweet moments, sure, but overshadowed by the wardrobe drama.Then there’s the privacy paradox that’s always plagued the Sussexes. For years, they’ve fiercely guarded Archie and Lilibet’s faces from the public eye, citing safety and a desire for normalcy. Yet here they are, sharing a new photo where the kids’ faces are strategically obscured – Archie’s by his position, Lilibet’s by her flowing red hair.

Fans are divided: some praise it as protective parenting, others slam it as hypocritical. “They tease us with glimpses but never show the faces – it’s weird and controlling,” one post read. “Why release it at all if you’re hiding them?” Meanwhile, the kids look adorably grown up – Lilibet in a sky-blue princess dress and sparkly ballerina flats, Archie in a smart sweater with elbow patches – fueling rumors that they’re being styled more like mini-royals than ever before.Adding to the oddity is the dual-card strategy.

The public one highlights their work (complete with a video rebranding Archewell Foundation to Archewell Philanthropies), while the Instagram drop feels intensely personal. Experts say this split reflects their “identity shift” – professional humanitarians on one hand, private family on the other. But why the confusion? Some speculate it’s a deliberate snub to traditional royal Christmas cards, like those from King Charles or Prince William, which are formal, seasonal, and unified.

The Waleses went with daffodils and matching outfits; the Sussexes? Sunny woods and sheer dresses.Social media is ablaze with theories. “This ‘Spring Christmas card’ is Meghan’s way of saying they’re in a perpetual California spring – no winter blues for them!” one viral post claimed. Others see deeper symbolism: the wooden bridge as “bridging” their past and future, or the greenery representing “new beginnings” amid reports of Hollywood struggles and family estrangements.

And let’s not forget the timing – dropped just days before Christmas, after William and Kate’s more traditional release, sparking inevitable comparisons.Love them or loathe them, Harry and Meghan know how to keep us talking.

This bizarre blend of spring vibes, sheer fashion faux pas, hidden faces, and dual messages has cemented their 2025 card as the most controversial yet. Is it a bold statement of independence? A tone-deaf misstep? Or just another chapter in the Sussex saga of doing things their way?

One thing’s for sure: while the rest of the royals cozy up with winter themes, Harry and Meghan’s “Spring Christmas card” is blooming with weirdness – and we can’t look away! What do you think – genius or total flop? Sound off in the comments! Stay tuned for more royal drama as the holidays unfold.